Latest Top 15 Pathan Funny Jokes in Urdu and Roman Urdu | Latest Funny Jokes

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1.   ABOUT BUYING A KALASHANKOF (RIFLE)

Aik Punjabi ne Peshawar min Kalashankof (Rifle) ka soda kia

Khan:  Yahen pe leni hi to 40 hazar aur

            Ghar ponchwani hi to 1 lakh...

Punjabi:  Ye lo 1 lakh aur Lahore poncha do

Pathan:  Theek hi ghar ponch ker phone kerna

Punjabi ghar ponch ker:  Gee Khan sahab! min ghar ponch gia hon

Khan:  theek hi...

"Kalashankof tumari gari k neechy bandha hoa hi"

2.   ABOUT SELLING ALMONDS TO SARDAR

Aik Pathan badam (almond) baich raha tha...

Sardar ne pocha:  Ye khany se kia hota hi?

Pathan:  Acha ye batao aik killo chawal min kitny danay hoty hin?

Sardar:  Pata nahi...!!

Pathan ne us ko aik badam khilaya aur bola:

Batao!  aik darjan min kitny aam (mangoes) hoty hin?

Sardar: 12

Pathan:  Dekho dimagh tez hoa na...!!

Sardar: 2 Killo de yaar! ye to barri kam ki cheez hi...!!!

3.   ABOUT THE PREGNANCY AND BECOMING PARENTS

Beevi:  Aap bahot motay ho gai ho...

Pathan: Tum bhi to moti ho gai ho....

Beevi: min to maan ban-ney wali hon...

Pathan: min bhi to baap ban-ney wala hon... 

4.   ABOUT FAMILY PLANNING

Pathan apny dost se:

Jab mery bachy hon ge to min aik

ko Lahore aur dosray ko Pindi chorr aon ga

Dost:  wo kion??

Pathan: kal TV per bata rahy thy...

"Bachon min waqfa zaroori hi"

5.   ABOUT THE FATHER AS A DOCTOR

Pathan Sardar se bola:

Tera baap to doctor hi, 

phir bhi to beemar ho gia !!

Sardar bola:

Tera baap bhi to Condom baichta hi...

Salay! phir bhi tu paida ho gia....hahaha

6.   ABOUT THE LOAD-SHEDDING

Pathan:  Light nahi hi to Kambakht! Pankha hi chala do

Beevi:  Aakhir Pathan hi ho na...!! Aqal to hai hi nahi....

Pankha chala dia to mom-batti bujh jae gi...

Phir kia karo ge andhery min....!!!

7.   ABOUT THE LOAD-SHEDDING

Teacher:  Bijli (light) kahan se aati hi?

Pathan:  Mery Mamoon k ghar se...!!

Teacher:  wo kesy??

Pathan:  Jab bijli jati hi to Aba ge kehty hin:

"Saalon ne pher bijli band ker di"...!!!

8.   ABOUT AN INTERVIEW

Pathan se interview min poocha gia:

Aap ko kitny Saalon ka tajarba hi??

Pathan:  3 Saalon ka !!

Wesy 2 Saalian bhi hin...

Magar hum ne un ko 

Haath bhi nahi lagaya...!!! 

9.   ABOUT SHOPPING CLOTH AND FIRST NIGHT OF MARRIAGE

(1)

Pathan: Shirt k liay kaprra dikhao

Salesman: Plain min dikha don, Sir !!

Pathan: Nahi Helicopter min dikhao...

Khabees ka Bacha...

"Jahan Pathan dekha, wahan Mazaq sharo"

(2)

Pathan shadi ki raat barra preshan tha

k Beevi se kia baat karay...

Aakhir bahot sochny k baad bola:

Tumhary ghar walon ko pata hi

"K Tum Raat Edher Raho Gi"

10.   ABOUT DIALOGUE WITH AIR HOSTESS

Pathan Air Hostess se:

Tumhara shakal hamara 

Beevi se milta hi...!!

Air Hostess: Bakwas band karo !!

Pathan: Masha-Allah, zuban bhi milta hi...!!!

11.   ABOUT ATTENDING MARRIAGE CEREMONY

Pathan aik shadi min gia...

Jab khana laga to uss ko plate nahi mil rahi thi...

Pathan ne khana jaldi se apny daman min dalna sharo ker dia...

Logon ne jab poocha k yeh kia ker rahy ho??

to Pathan ne kaha:

"Daagh to chala jae ga, Per ye Waqt pher nahi aye ga"

12.   ABOUT DIALOGUE WITH A TAILOR

Aik Pathan ki Pent phat gai...

Darzi (tailor) se silwa ker bill pocha...

Darzi:  250

Pathan ne ussy 500 dia...

Darzi:  ye kia??

Pathan: Tera bill sun k phir phat gai hi...!!!

13.   ABOUT TEACHER AND PATHAN

Teacher:

2 min se 2 niklay to kia bacha?

Pathan:

Hum ko sawal samaj nahi aya !!

Teacher: Tumhary paas 2 Rotian thein
Tum ne un ko kha lia, ab kia bacha?
Pathan:  Saalan

14.   ABOUT DRINKING WATER WITH A GLASS

2 Pathan paani peeny gaey

to Glass ulta parra tha

Pehla Pathan:  

Iss ka to munh hi band hi...

Dosra Pathan:  

Ye to neechy se bhi toota hoa hi...

15.   ABOUT PATHAN AND TEACHER

Teacher Pathan se:

Alif, Bay, Pay....Sunao !!

Pathan:  Alif, Bay, Pay....

Teacher:  Aur sunao...!!

Pathan:  Bas Allah ka shukar hi...

Sub theek hi...

"Aap Sunao"

Latest Top 15 Husband and Wife Funny Jokes in Urdu and Roman Urdu | Funny Lateefay

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1.   ABOUT LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE 

Shohar Jumma ki Namaz perh k ghar aya 

to Khushi se Beevi ko utha k jhomny laga

Beevi: Kia Molvi sahab ne 

Romance per Khutba dia hi??

Shohar:  Nahi...Nahi...

Aaj Molvi sahab ne kaha:

Jo Shakhs dunya min apni takleef 

Khushi Khushi uthaey ga

"wo seedha Jannat min jae ga"

2.   ABOUT LIFE BEFORE MARRIAGE

Shohar ne Beevi se poocha:

Sach sach batao: Tum aaj tak 

kitny Mardon k sath soi ho?

Beevi: Aap k sath hi soi hon !!

Baqi kab sonay dety thy....hahaha

3.   ABOUT WRONG CALL AT HOME

Shohar:

Jaan! socha call ker lon,

Tum mujhy yaad ker rahi hogi

Beevi:

Aur jo subah Larrai hoi thi

wo kia thi ?

Shohar:

O!  Fitty monh ghar da number mil gia

4.   ABOUT LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE

Dulha:

Aaj se tum meri

Zeenat ho

Tabassum ho

Tamanna ho

Dulhan sharma ker boli:

Aaj se aap bhi mery liay

Yasir ho, Zain ho, Rizwan ho

5.   ABOUT QUARREL BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE

Beevi:

Tum mujhy aisi do batein bolo

k aik se min Khush ho jaon

aur dosri se mujhy ghussa aa jae

Shohar:

1. Tum meri zindgi ho...

2. Aur Laanat hi aisi zindgi per...

6.   ABOUT DOCTOR'S ADVISE

Mian Beevi Doctor k paas gai

Clinic se nikal ker Beevi boli:

Doctor ne kaha hi k Mukhtalif Mulkon ki Sair kro

 Taakey tabiat per acha asar parry

Shohar sar khujaty hoey:   Acha !!!

Beevi: To ab aap faisla ker lo k kahah kahan jana hi?

Shohar: Chalo Dosry Doctor K Paas....

7.   ABOUT MARRIAGE CONSULTATION TO A FRIEND

Beevi Shohar se:

Sunye Gee!  Ap ka dost

aik Pagal Larki se

Shadi ker raha hi

Ap usy rokty nahi?

Shohar: Min Q rokon ??

Kanjar meno rokia see !!

Meri wari ty barra Nachiya see...

8.   ABOUT WIFE EATING GOLE GAPPE

Beevi mazay mazay se Gole Gappe kha rahi thi...

20 se 25 kha liay to apny Shohar se pocha:

10 aur kha loon??

Shohar:  Na Gin kha le !!

Beevi ne shohar ko thaparr mara aur boli:

"Nagin" kis ko bola ?

Shohar:  Array min ne kaha:

'Na...Gin' (don't count), kha le

Jitna Dil kerta hi Janoooo !!!

9.   ABOUT WIFE'S BODY SAME AS PEPSI

Beevi: Shadi se pehly min Pepsi ki bottle ki tarah smart thi

Shohar Jal ker bola: 

Tum ab bhi Pepsi ki bottle ki tarah hi ho

Beevi Khush hoty hoey:  wo kesy ??

Shohar: Pehly tum Regular bottle ki tarah thi aur ab Jambo size...

10.   ABOUT IMPORTANCE OF THERMA-METER

Doctor ne Aurat k munh min

Therma-meter rakh ker

munh band kerny ka kaha...

Shohar aurat ko itni der Khamosh

baitha dekh ker bola:

Doctor sahab ! 

Ay cheez kitny di aandi aa !!!

11.   ABOUT FATHER-IN-LAW

Shohar:

Tumhary Abba ki aag lagany 

ki aadat ab tak nahi gai

Beevi:  Q ab kia hoa ??

Shohar: Aaj pher poch rahy thy

Meri Beti se shadi ker k 

"Khush To Ho Na"

12.   ABOUT ALOO PARATHY

Beevi: 

Ye Aaloo k parathon min 

Aaloo to nazar hi nahi aa rahy...!!

Beevi:  Chup ker k khao !!

Kashmiri Pulao min 

"Kashmir nazar aata hi kia"?

13.   ABOUT HUSBAND LEARNING ENGLISH TO HIS WIFE

Shohar Beevi ko English sikha raha tha

Beevi dopahr min:  Dinner le lo Gee !!

Shohar:  Jaahil ! ye dinner nahi Lunch hi...

Beevi:  Jaahil ho tum,

"Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hoa Khana Hai"

14.   ABOUT BEAUTY OF WIFE

Beevi apny Shohar se:

Aap ko meri Khoob-sorti 

achi lagti hi ya Aqal-mandi

Shohar:  Mujhy to tumhari ye 

Mazaq ki aadat bahot achi lagti hi

15.   ABOUT SLEEPING TOGETHER

Beevi ne Shohar se kaha:

Please meri taraf munh ker k soen

Mujhy darr lag raha hi

Shohar:

Acha!!  Bas tum ne hi jeena hi...

"Min Beshak Darr Darr K Mar Jaon"

Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with Beautiful Pictures

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1. ABOUT BUYING A TRAIN

Aik Arbi Sheikh Sahib ka Beta Germany perhny gia

Kuch arsa baad uss ne Waldein ko khat likha

"Berlun shahr bahot khoob surat hai, 

University bhi umda hai

Laiken jab min apni Gold Ferrari (precious car) 

per University aata hon to ajeeb sa lagta hai

Q K baqi class fellows aur mery professors tak

sub train min aaty hin"

Kuch arsa baad Waldein ki taraf se jawabi khat mila

"Goroon ki trainon ka taana de ker hamara dil mat jalao,

Tumhary account min 10 Million transfer ker diay hin"

'Kal se tum bhi apni train khareed ker safar kerna sharoo kro'

2. ABOUT BLOOD DONATION TO AN ARABIC

Aik Sheikh ne khoon de ker aik Arbi ki jaan bachai...

Arbi ne usy BMW car gift di..

Kuch arsy baad Arbi ko pher khoon ki zaroorat hoi !!

To Sheikh ne pher khoon dia...

Is bar Arbi ne usy Ding Dong Bubble ka packet gift kia

Sheikh (ghussy se):

"Mercedes Q Nahi Di ??"

Arbi: Ya Habibi ! ab hamari ragon min bhi Sheikh ka khoon dorr raha hai...!!!

3. ABOUT LOAD SHEDDING

Sheikh Sahab ki Faryaad

O! Wapda walo Zalmo !!

Kisi aur ka nahi to uss 

Masoom Janwar ka hi Khayal ker lo

Jo Qurbani k baad Freezer min 

Aaram ker raha hai

4. ABOUT DIALOGUE BETWEEN SHEIKH AND HIS GOAT WHILE IN DREAM

Aik Sheikh ne Bakra Eid k 6 mah baad khawab dekha

K Jannat min sub Bakry khel rahy hin

Magar uss ka Bakra baitha hua hai

Sheikh ne Bakry se poocha:

Oey! Tu Q Nahi Uth K Khelta??

Bakra: Sheikh sahab! meri aik Taang abi tak ap k freezer min parri hai...

Mein teen Tangoon k sath kesy kheloon ???

5. ABOUT QUARREL BETWEEN PATHAN AND ARABIC

Aik Arbi Bath room min

Phone ker raha tha

Pathan ne suna to Arbi ko bahot mara

Logon ne marny ki waja poochi

to kehny laga:

Ye Pagal andar Tilawat ker raha tha

6. ABOUT CUTTING HAIR

Aik Sheikh sahab Bachy ko le ker Hajam ki dukan per gai

Sheikh ne baal banwaiy, shave kerwai, aur Hajam se kaha:

"Tum iss Bachy k baal kato, min sabzi le ker ata hon"

Hajam ne bachy k baal kaat diay, laiken Sheikh wapas na aya

Kafi der guzar gai to Hajam ne bachy se poocha:

Tumhary Abu kahan chaly gai??

Bacha bola: wo mery Abu to nahi thy...

Hajam: to pher wo kon thy??

Bacha pata nahi...Mein gali min khel raha tha, ye aadmi aya

aur bola: 

Aao! Mein tumhary baal muft min katwa don....hahaha

7. ABOUT EATING SWEETS

Gahak (buyer) Sheikh k Betay se:
Tumhari mithai ki dukan hi,
Tumhara Dil nahi kerta mithai khany ko?
Sheikh Bacha: Uncle! Dil to bahot kerta hi
Magar Abu rass gullay gin ker jaty hin
Issliay choos choos ker rakh deta hon.....

8. ABOUT GIVING DONATION FOR SWIMMING POOL

Sheikh: Beta! darwazy pe kon hai?

Beta: Swimming Pool k liay 

Chanda mang rahy hin

Sheikh: Kia deny lagy ho?

b: Aik glass Paani...

Sheikh: Shabash Beta! 

'Saath walay k nalkay se dena'

9. ABOUT EATING PINE NUTS (CHILGOZA)

Aik Sheikh Sahab 

Chilgozay kha rahy thy

Beevi boli: Mujhy bhi chakhao !!

Sheikh ne aik chilgoza dia

Beevi: Bas aik ??

Haan! baqi sab ka bhi

Issi jaisa zaiqa hai.......hahaha

10. ABOUT MOBILE BALANCE TRANSFER

Sheikh ki Beevi ne shohar ko phone kia

K min hawai jahaz min hon

Wo kharab ho gia hi...

Aur girnay wala hai, min kia kron?

Sheikh: To pher aik kaam kro

Ab aur to kuch nahi ho sakta

Bas jaldi se apna Balance

Mery number per transfer ker do.....