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Humorous Short Stories in Urdu (I will be so Rich) | Funny Bedtime Stories

 I will be so Rich (Min Itna Ameer Ho Jaon Ga)

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I hope you liked this funny story. You can read more interesting funny stories here just click More Funny Stories

Very Interesting Funny Letter written by a Wife to her Husband who was working in Other City

A Funny Letter was written by a Wife to her Husband 

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I hope you like this funny post. You can read more interesting funny stories here just click More Funny Stories

Humorous Funny Short Stories in Urdu - Ayadat (Behray Ki Beemar Pursi) | Very Interesting Stories

Ayadat (Behray Ki Beemar Pursi)

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I hope, you liked this funny story. You can read more interesting funny short stories just right here: Funny Stories

A Funny Story in Urdu - The King of Jungle in Dubai | Funny Stories

 The King of Jungle in Dubai

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Also Read: More interesting Funny Posts and Funny Stories in Urdu just right here.

Funny Interview by Principal and Teacher with a Student in Urdu and English | Funny Stories

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INTERESTING FUNNY INTERVIEW WITH A STUDENT

Once a student told his teacher that he wants to talk to her after the class. The teacher set the time to meet him.

Then the questions between Teacher and Student started in such a way.

Teacher: What do you want to talk?

Student: "I think that I'm very intelligent and I should be in a higher class. Can you promote me to the higher class?"

The teacher communicated his request to the School Principal. The principal held an interview to assess the student's ability.

Principal: How much is 3 x 4?

Student: "12"

Principal: All right. How much is 6 x 6?

Student: �36�

Principal: Where is Japan's Capital?

Student: "Tokyo"

Principal asked the questions for half an hour but the student did not make any mistake at once.

Then Principal told the Teacher that if she wants to ask any question?

Teacher: OK. So tell me what is, the cow has four and I have two?
(The principal was surprised)

Student: "Legs" Madam!

Teacher: Well, now tell me what's in your pent that I didn�t have?
(The principal was much surprised and too embarrassed).

Student: "Pocket" Madam!

Teacher: Where the ladies have curly hair?
(Principal again wondered).

Student: "In Africa"

Teacher: "What is a soft thing that gets tougher in women's hands?
(Principal�s heart-beats begin to accelerate).

Student: "Nail Polish"

Teacher: "What happens between women and men's legs?"
(The principal was closed soon).

Student: "Knees"

Teacher: All right! Now tell me what is that a virgin woman has smaller and a married woman has bigger? "
(Principal's body was over).

Student: "Bed"

Teacher: "Which place in my body is the highest level of humidity?"
(The principal looked at the sky and started pray to God).

Student: "Tongue" Madam! "

After hearing this, Principal said to the Student:

"I curse my thinking. You go to the University and I go to the Primary School for learning"...!!

Short Funny Posts and Funny Stories in English and Urdu That You Will Really Enjoy

Short Funny Posts and Funny Stories in English and Urdu 

Short Funny Posts and Funny Stories in English and Urdu

What is fun? The fun is a source of enjoyment which is created by some humorous persons for entertainment and amusement of the general public. So telling short funny stories and writing short funny posts also create happiness and remove stress in normal life. The people who make fun are really great for their wisdom. They create a happy environment for them as well as for other people.

We are publishing here some funny posts and funny stories in Urdu and English languages for the entertainment of both English-Urdu readers. Let�s read and enjoy�

THE PIOUS MAN

Once there was a King. He conferred that if his problem was resolved, he would give so much money (Dirham) to the city's pious men. When difficulty was resolved, he gave money to his responsible slave to divide it into pious men of the city. The slave was sensible. After all the day he came and put money in front of the King and said:

"No pious-man found in the city".

The King said: There are thousands of pious -men in the city. 

The Slave said: "The one who is pious does not take, and whoever takes it is not pious."

MEMORY

Famous English writer G.K. Chesterton often forgot the address of his own office. Then he would go to a newspaper shop and bought his own magazine "G Kanz". See the office address and proceed with it. 

Sometimes, he wires his wife on the way. "I am currently in Harbor-market. Where should I have been?"

TO WAIT

An absconded professor blew at the door of his house. The door opened and a new servant who just came and did not know the professor. 

Asked: Who do you want to meet? 

"I want to meet Prof. Rai," Professor said while taking his own name. 

"They have not yet come, you can wait for them in the drawing room," the new servant replied. 

"No thanks! I'll stay out, and see them as they come" 

The servant closed the door, and the Professor sat at his door and started waiting for himself. 

BLIND SURGEON

In Mexico City, a blind surgeon was known as a super surgeon. Because of successful operations, he saved a number of lives of his patients from death. But surprisingly, the surgeon was born-blind.

When he was 20-years old, he applied for admission in medical college. His family was surprised to know how he would do operations as he can�t see. But he believed that the management of medical college would definitely give him an opportunity.

And after twenty years, he proved surprisingly that he is a super genius surgeon. 

Thousands of patients are thankful for their successful operations.

FRIENDSHIP OF LOVE AND BEAUTY

It is said that thousands of years ago, Beauty and Love were deep friends. Once there was a night sitting in both of them, meanwhile, the Moon came out.

Moon and its light were looked good to Love and he admired it. This didn�t suit Beauty. She got angry and take out the eyes of Love.

At that time Love became blind and Beauty became cruel.

Let's read in the Urdu Language

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Dear Readers! I published here this formula only for fun and amusement like as this funny post. I can't describe the number 420 as I think everyone knows it. But don't mind it if you know. It's only a fun, math's fun, and didn't intend to degrade anyone. Truly, it's a math's fun and you would really enjoy it. Also, think about the creation of such formula which applies to everyone with any age group. How much those people are wise or having leisure time who work and create such formulas. Really funny and amazing mathematics you know but no criticism of anyone here. Enjoy and share it, if you liked...