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INTERESTING FUNNY INTERVIEW WITH A STUDENT
Once a student told his teacher that he wants to talk to her after the class. The teacher set the time to meet him.
Then the questions between Teacher and Student started in such a way.
Teacher: What do you want to talk?
Student: "I think that I'm very intelligent and I should be in a higher class. Can you promote me to the higher class?"
The teacher communicated his request to the School Principal. The principal held an interview to assess the student's ability.
Principal: How much is 3 x 4?
Student: "12"
Principal: All right. How much is 6 x 6?
Student: �36�
Principal: Where is Japan's Capital?
Student: "Tokyo"
Principal asked the questions for half an hour but the student did not make any mistake at once.
Then Principal told the Teacher that if she wants to ask any question?
Teacher: OK. So tell me what is, the cow has four and I have two?
(The principal was surprised)
Student: "Legs" Madam!
Teacher: Well, now tell me what's in your pent that I didn�t have?
(The principal was much surprised and too embarrassed).
Student: "Pocket" Madam!
Teacher: Where the ladies have curly hair?
(Principal again wondered).
Student: "In Africa"
Teacher: "What is a soft thing that gets tougher in women's hands?
(Principal�s heart-beats begin to accelerate).
Student: "Nail Polish"
Teacher: "What happens between women and men's legs?"
(The principal was closed soon).
Student: "Knees"
Teacher: All right! Now tell me what is that a virgin woman has smaller and a married woman has bigger? "
(Principal's body was over).
Student: "Bed"
Teacher: "Which place in my body is the highest level of humidity?"
(The principal looked at the sky and started pray to God).
Student: "Tongue" Madam! "
After hearing this, Principal said to the Student:
"I curse my thinking. You go to the University and I go to the Primary School for learning"...!!
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