Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with Beautiful Pictures

Hi guys! Today I am here with you to make you laugh with Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu and Roman Urdu with different categories and beautiful pictures. It�s only Jokes for entertainment and not an affront to the personalities. So enjoy these Funny Jokes (Mazahia Lateefay) and also share them with your friends and family on social media. It�s completely free and allowed. 

We have selected here Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures. Let�s enjoy�

1. ABOUT BUYING A TRAIN

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Aik Arbi Sheikh Sahib ka Beta Germany perhny gia
Kuch arsa baad uss ne Waldein ko khat likha
"Berlun shahr bahot khoob surat hai, 
University bhi umda hai
Laiken jab min apni Gold Ferrari (precious car) 
per University aata hon to ajeeb sa lagta hai
Q K baqi class fellows aur mery professors tak
sub train min aaty hin"

Kuch arsa baad Waldein ki taraf se jawabi khat mila

"Goroon ki trainon ka taana de ker hamara dil mat jalao,
Tumhary account min 10 Million transfer ker diay hin"

'Kal se tum bhi apni train khareed ker safar kerna sharoo kro'

2. ABOUT BLOOD DONATION TO AN ARABIC

Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures

Aik Sheikh ne khoon de ker aik Arbi ki jaan bachai...
Arbi ne usy BMW car gift di..
Kuch arsy baad Arbi ko pher khoon ki zaroorat hoi !!
To Sheikh ne pher khoon dia...
Is bar Arbi ne usy Ding Dong Bubble ka packet gift kia
Sheikh (ghussy se):
"Mercedes Q Nahi Di ??"
Arbi: Ya Habibi ! ab hamari ragon min bhi Sheikh ka khoon dorr raha hai...!!!

3. ABOUT LOAD SHEDDING
Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures

Sheikh Sahab ki Faryaad
O! Wapda walo Zalmo !!
Kisi aur ka nahi to uss 
Masoom Janwar ka hi Khayal ker lo
Jo Qurbani k baad Freezer min 
Aaram ker raha hai

4. ABOUT DIALOGUE BETWEEN SHEIKH AND HIS GOAT WHILE IN DREAM

Latest Top 10 Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu

Aik Sheikh ne Bakra Eid k 6 mah baad khawab dekha
K Jannat min sub Bakry khel rahy hin
Magar uss ka Bakra baitha hua hai
Sheikh ne Bakry se poocha:

Oey! Tu Q Nahi Uth K Khelta??

Bakra: Sheikh sahab! meri aik Taang abi tak ap k freezer min parri hai...
Mein teen Tangoon k sath kesy kheloon ???

5. ABOUT QUARREL BETWEEN PATHAN AND ARABIC

Latest Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes

Aik Arbi Bath room min
Phone ker raha tha
Pathan ne suna to Arbi ko bahot mara
Logon ne marny ki waja poochi
to kehny laga:
Ye Pagal andar Tilawat ker raha tha

6. ABOUT CUTTING HAIR

Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Mazahia Punjabi Lateefay

Aik Sheikh sahab Bachy ko le ker Hajam ki dukan per gai
Sheikh ne baal banwaiy, shave kerwai, aur Hajam se kaha:
"Tum iss Bachy k baal kato, min sabzi le ker ata hon"
Hajam ne bachy k baal kaat diay, laiken Sheikh wapas na aya
Kafi der guzar gai to Hajam ne bachy se poocha:
Tumhary Abu kahan chaly gai??
Bacha bola: wo mery Abu to nahi thy...
Hajam: to pher wo kon thy??
Bacha pata nahi...Mein gali min khel raha tha, ye aadmi aya
aur bola: 
Aao! Mein tumhary baal muft min katwa don....hahaha

7. ABOUT EATING SWEETS


Latest Sheikh Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes, Urdu Latifay

Gahak (buyer) Sheikh k Betay se:
Tumhari mithai ki dukan hi,
Tumhara Dil nahi kerta mithai khany ko?
Sheikh Bacha: Uncle! Dil to bahot kerta hi
Magar Abu rass gullay gin ker jaty hin
Issliay choos choos ker rakh deta hon.....

8. ABOUT GIVING DONATION FOR SWIMMING POOL


Sheikh Funny Jokes, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Latifay, Mazahia Lateefay
Sheikh: Beta! darwazy pe kon hai?
Beta: Swimming Pool k liay 
Chanda mang rahy hin
Sheikh: Kia deny lagy ho?
b: Aik glass Paani...
Sheikh: Shabash Beta! 
'Saath walay k nalkay se dena'

9. ABOUT EATING PINE NUTS (CHILGOZA)

Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Mazahia Latifay

Aik Sheikh Sahab 
Chilgozay kha rahy thy
Beevi boli: Mujhy bhi chakhao !!
Sheikh ne aik chilgoza dia
Beevi: Bas aik ??
Haan! baqi sab ka bhi
Issi jaisa zaiqa hai.......hahaha

10. ABOUT MOBILE BALANCE TRANSFER

Sheikh Funny Jokes in Urdu, Very Funny Jokes, Punjabi Jokes

Sheikh ki Beevi ne shohar ko phone kia
K min hawai jahaz min hon
Wo kharab ho gia hi...
Aur girnay wala hai, min kia kron?

Sheikh: To pher aik kaam kro
Ab aur to kuch nahi ho sakta
Bas jaldi se apna Balance
Mery number per transfer ker do.....

Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu

Hello guys! Today I am here with you to make you laugh with Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu in different categories with beautiful pictures (infographics). I also introduced here a text version of funny jokes in Roman Urdu for those who love SMS and intend to submit funny jokes to their families and friend�s network. So just copy and paste the text below pictures and send it. It�s completely free and allowed. You can download it and share on social media as well.

As you know, happiness is essential for human life. Often we all are in need of entertainment when we are tired or under pressure (in depression). Funny Jokes are the most powerful source to reduce depression, make smiles and give happiness to all age groups.

As Dr. Seuss said:

�Don�t cry because it�s over, smile because it happened.�

We have selected here Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu with pictures. Let�s enjoy�

1. ABOUT CHECKING OF HUSBAND'S MOBILE PHONE


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Aorat ne aik din apny Shohar ka 
Mobile Phone check kia
Naam kuch iss tarah save kiay hoey thy 

Annkhon ka ilaaj...!!
Honton ka ilaaj...!!
Dil ka ilaaj...!!

Beevi ne nehayat ghussy min apna number dial kia...!!
Screen per aya...
"Laa ilaaj"

2. ABOUT BOY-GIRL LOVE STORY


Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes

Aik Larka (boy) tha aur aik Larki (girl) thi
Dono apas min piar kerty thy
Larki k Baap ko pata chal gia...us ne ghussy min Larkay ko uthwa lia

Baap ne Larkay ko kaha aaj tujhy aisi saza don ga k
Her Aashiq yaad rakhy ga aur ibrat le ga

Uss ne Larki ki gardan ko bijli se chalny wali aari k agay ker dia
Abi aari uss ki gardan ke paas hi thi k light chali gai
Aur Larka chilaya........Pakistan Zinda Baad

3. ABOUT GIRLS DON'T LIKE BLACK BOYS


Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu, Punjabi Jokes


Larkion ko:

Kala Dopatta
Kala Libaas
Kala Naqab
Kalay Jootay
Kali Juraben
Kali Ponian
Kali Choorian pasan hoti hen
Laiken Kala Larka pasand kion nahi hota?
Noora Mussali media se batein kerty kerty ro para...
Kia Ye Khulla Tazad Nahi???

4. ABOUT PIND DA BABA (OLD MAN OF VILLAGE)

Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes

Pind Da Baba
Jummay di taqreer wich
Ro Ro k kehnda si
Meno Rasoolan naal piar ay
Meno Rasoolan naal ishq ay
Meno Rasoolan naal muhabbat ay
Tey pher agley Jummay wich, pind wich
Na baba si, tey na Chachi Rasoolan si
Iss liay kehnday ne ko Logo !!
Babay de gallan ghor naal sunian karo...

5. ABOUT HUSBAND WITH MOTHER-IN-LAW

Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes

Shohar apni Saas se:
Aunty !  ap ki Beti min hazaroon khamian hin
Saas: Haan Beta !  issi liay to
Issy acha Larka nahi mil saka.....hahaha

6. ABOUT PUNJAB'S HAJJ (AFTER RETURNING BACK)

Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu

Aik Punjabi Hajj kerny gia
Wapas aya to dost ne poocha
Wahan Shetan ko pathar maray thay??
Punjabi: Pathar maran da moqa te nahi milya
Per Galian Changian Kadian San

7. ABOUT USING MOBILE PHONE TODAYS

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi and Roman Urdu

Pehlay koi akela baitth k hansta tha
To log kehty thy ye pagal hi ....
Ya  iss per saya hi ....
Ab koi akela baitth k hansta hi
To log kehty hin Yaar
Mujhy bhi Forward ker ...!!!

8. ABOUT BUTT SAHAB'S MARRIAGE FIRST NIGHT 

20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes

Aik Butt Sahab
Apni Shadi wali Raat
Kamray (room) min aye
Dikaar Mara
Kundi Lagai
Shirt Utari
Aur bolay:
Sohnio !  Enj kion baithy ho?
So jao kal Waleema bhi khana hai...!!!

9. ABOUT LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE

Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes, Mazahia Jokes

Aik Aadmi ki Shadi 
Nahi ho rahi thi
Wo roz 2 Rakaat
Salat-ul-Hajaat perhta tha
Aakhir uss ki Shadi ho gai
Ab wo ro 4 Rakaat
Salat-ut-Toba perhta hai...

10. ABOUT CHARSI (DRUGS ADDICTED MAN)


Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes, Mazahia Latifay

Aik Charsi ne doston ki dawat ka program banaya
Aur apny hi ghar se raat ko Bakra chori kia
Aur khoob dawat ki
Subah jab ghar poncha to Bakra wahan kharra tha...
Charsi ne Beevi se poocha:
Bakra kahan se aya ???
Beevi boli: Bakray ko goli maro,
"Raat se Kutta ghaib hi".....??

11. ABOUT LION'S LOVE EFFECTS


Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Mazahia Latifay

Aaadmi: Aap ka kutta to bilkul Sher jaisa lagta hai...
Kia khilaty ho?
Dosra Aadmi: Ye kamina Sher hi hai...
Sala piar k chakar min parr gia to
Shakal kuttay jaisi ho gai hai....

12. ABOUT COOKING DEER MEAT


Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi Funny Jokes

Aik Aorat ne Hirni ka gosht pakaya...
Laiken apnay bachon ko is ka naam nahi bataya
K  ye kis ka gosht hai?
Aur ishara detay hoey boli:
Ye wo hai jo tumhary papa mujhay piar se bulatay hain...
Achanak aik bacha zor se chilaya:
Oey!  Na kha, Khoti paki ay Khoti......hahaha

13. ABOUT POWERFUL MAN 


Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Very Funny Punjabi Latifay, Jokes

Papu Baap se:
Abu ye Mard kisy kehty hen?
Baap: Uss powerful insan ko 
Jo ghar per Hakoomat kerta hai...
Papu: Main bhi barra ho ker 
"Ammi ki tarah Mard bano ga"

14. ABOUT MARRIED MAN

Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Latifay, Funny Jokes

Ghussay ka ana Mard hony ki nishani hai
Aur Ghussay ko pee jana....
Shadi Shuda Mard ki nishani hai !!!

15. ABOUT PATIENT'S BRAIN MEMORY WASH


Aik Doctor ne Mareez ki
Memory wash ker k poocha:
Batao! Tumhen kuch yaad aa raha hai?
Mareez: Sirf Beevi ka naam yaad hai...!!!
Doctor: Sub kuch format ho gia
Laiken Virus nahi gia....!!!

16. ABOUT WAITING FOR KAFI (TEA)

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Latifay, Mazahia Latifay, Punjabi Jokes

Gahak Kafi (tea) ka intezar kerty kerty tang aa gia
To hotel se jany laga
Itnay min waiter dorra dorra aya
Aur table per kafi rakh ker bola:
Barri mazedar kafi laya hon...!!
South America ki mashoor kafi hai...!!
Gahak: Maaf kerna bhai !
Mujhy maloom nahi tha k tum meri khater
Itni door chalay jao ge.....!!!

17. ABOUT SARDAR WITH TRAFFIC POLICEMAN

Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Latest Punjabi Jokes, Latifay

Teen Sardar motorcycle per jaa rahy thy
Traffic police waly ne hath ka ishara de ker roka...
Edher se Sardar ne bhi hath dia...
"Naan Bao Gee! Assi pehly hi teen aan"

18. ABOUT SARDAR'S MOBILE BATTERY

Funny Jokes in Urdu, Punjabi Mazahia Latifay

Sardar: ye mobile to mujhy 
Kangaal ker de ga !!
Dost:  wo kion??
Sardar: her dosry din likha aata hai...
"Battery Low"
Ab tak 20 batterian 
badil chuka hon...!!!

19. ABOUT DEATH OF SARDAR'S WIFE

Top 20 Latest Very Funny Jokes in Urdu, Mazahia Lateefay

Sardar
Parsoon meri Beevi
Kuvin min gir gai
Bahot chot lagi bechari ko
Bahot cheekh rahi thi
Dost: ab kasi hai wo?
Sardar: Ab theek hai...
Kal se Kuvin min se aawaz nahi aai...!!!

20. ABOUT TEACHER AND SARDAR

Latest Funny Jokes in Urdu, Mazahia Lateefay, Punjabi Latifay

Ustaad shagird se:
Jis aadmi ko sunai na de
Uss ko English min kia kahen ge?
Sardar Shagird: Jo marzi keh do...
Uss ko kon sa sunai de ga...!!!

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