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Funny Retirement Quotes

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.  � Abe Lemons

Retirement is not about giving up, losing yourself, slowing down or feeling old.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. � Chi Chi Rodriguez

Retirement is about enjoying the longest holiday of life.

A retired husband is often a wife�s full-time job.  � Ella Haris

Thanks for making our work life much easier and funny.

Retired is being twice tired, I�ve thought First tired of working, Then tired of not. � Richard Armour

I�ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They�re called naps. � Merri Brownworth

May you get the best of everything in life!

Retirement: It�s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. � Gene Perret

I�m retired � goodbye tension, hello pension! � Author Unknown

Retirement: World�s longest coffee break. � Author Unknown

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself. � Hartman Jule

O, blest retirement! Friend to life�s decline � How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these, A youth of labor in an age of ease! � Oliver Goldsmith

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. � Author Unknown

Life begins at retirement. � Author Unknown

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money. � Author Unknown

Retirement is wonderful. It�s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. � Gene Perret

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. � Robert Half

Now you can unwind your mind and spend some time with your family and friends.

We wish you a happy retirement.

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Put as many efforts into your early retirement as you did into your career than you�ll have a long time of relaxation smiling at you.

Get up when you want to no daily rush hour traffic, more time for household projects, and embrace the many benefits of your early retirement.

Travel to Florida Hawaii or maybe even Europe, setting your own agenda, no more boss to report to congrats on your early retirement.

Life will become much simpler filled with more variety now that you�ve chosen the path of early retirement more time for friends and family congrats on your new adventure.

Thanks to your early retirement, now WORK gets a new meaning: Waking up without a clock, Opportunities to relax, Restaurants with great food, Kneading dough for your own bread.

Happy Retirement Wishes

Retiring is when you replace old tires with new tires. Isn�t that more like what your employer is doing?

Best wishes for an awesome retirement. Keep working hard, but be your own boss.

Just as your work has been long and satisfying, we wish you a long and satisfying retirement.

This is the beginning of the rest of your life and the rest of your life. Congratulations on your retirement!

You can be taken out of the workforce, but the work can never be taken out of you. I�m confident you�ll never stop working on things you love to do.

Congratulations on your retirement! If you get bored, you know you can call us and hang out with us.

We�ll miss you. You were one of a kind, and not easily replaced. Congratulations on your retirement!

You will be remembered for the things that you did here. Thanks for your years of hard work and dedication. Congratulations on your retirement!

We�re glad you are retiring� and we are looking forward to spending more time with you. Best wishes.

To stay balanced in life, work like you�re retired and retire like it�s your job.

If you found happiness of fulfillment while in the workforce, then it�s likely you�ll do the same now that even more possibilities are open to you.

Best wishes in your retirement. Here�s to watching after grandkids instead of the bottom line.

No one ever stops working, they just get a new boss. Your boss lives in your own house. Good luck getting some time off.

Even though you�re leaving us, we know you�ll have a great time. Retiring is not an end to life, it�s a chance to be free.

Don�t worry about having enough money to retire. You only need a lot of money if you plan on living for a long time.

Congratulations on your retirement! May your new life be an adventure! Here�s to an end of an era and to the start of a brand new chapter.

Just think, retirement is the last life milestone before you�Never mind.

Wishing you fun with all the stuff you plan to do during your retirement.

Best wishes with your new full-time jobs, fishing, and playing golf.

I am wishing you tons of extra time to spend with family and friends. Happy retirement!

Wishing that your retirement is the best time of your life! Happy retirement. Enjoy!

Now you get an even tougher boss�Your wife/husband.

Retirement is the last stage of your life. I hope you make it as long in retirement as you did in your career.

Wishing you a long, healthy, and happy retirement.

Glad you finally get to retire. You deserve it. You�ve worked hard!

You have been one of the best employees I have ever had. I know that you will be just as productive in your retirement pursuits. Good luck! You will be missed.

Your work years are over, now your fun years begin!

I have to admit, I am a little jealous of you. I wish I was retiring.

The reality is that you can never actually be replaced.

You�ve been a valued member of our team, and we wish you the very best.

Your new job now is to ensure that you enjoy your retirement. The hours are flexible, and you have complete autonomy.

You can put new tires on an old car. That�s what you�re doing now, �retiring�.

I�m hoping that you�re even more active and hard-working toward your retirement than you were working all those years before your retirement. Congratulations!

Here�s your impressive career, and your new laid-back life. Enjoy your retirement, after all, you�ve worked hard for it.

Even though you�re through with work, we know you�ll be busier than ever. After all, there is no rest for the wicked!

Retirement is like life�s encore. You�ve put in an awe-inspiring performance, and now it�s time to take a bow and get on with the real show.

Your experience, knowledge, dedication, and presence will surely be missed. Best of luck in your brand new adventure.

We still can�t imagine working here without you, but I guess we�ll have to manage somehow. Thank you for your years of dedicated service.

All of your hard work and years of service have finally paid off. Congratulations on your retirement. Enjoy your new free time doing all the things you want to do.

You did a lot of important things while at work, and I�m hoping that you continue to do a lot of important things in your retirement.

It was a pleasure working with you and getting to know you. Have an awesome retirement.

Wishing you an awesome retirement, even though I feel a little jealous that it�s not me.

If anyone deserves a great retirement, it�s you. You have worked hard for so many years. Best wishes!

Wishing you a continuation of your retirement, since you started your retirement unofficially long ago.

You never really get to retire, you just get a new boss. Best wishes with your new boss.

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motivational shayari in hindi & urdu

khusi ki talas har pal hai
aur man ye udas har pal hai

zindagi ki kon si raha sahi hai
ye sawal man me har pal hai

raste bohot hai aur
unki manzil v nazar ati hai

par bich me hi khojane ka dar
dil me mere har pal hai

chalto du kisi bhi rah ki or main
per dil ki talash kuch aur hi hai

khalipan jo  hai mere ander
wo pukar har pal hai

kisi mor pe koi mil hi jayega
ye aas har pal hai

kuch hasil v hojayega chalte chalte
ye wiswas har pal hai


haar jane k baad v lar sakta hu
wo aag har pal hai


kami to zindagi main bohot hai yaaro
per sukun hai kisi ka sath har pal hai


kosis jari hai tujhe pane ki
thak kar rukta hu
gir ta hu  fir sambhal ta hu

meri  mehenat tujhe v kabhi dikhegi
piyar tera mujhe v milega
ye aas har pal hai


rehne do jane v do
agar safar tumhara thanha hai

bas chalte chalo yaaro
kisi ki dua ka  asar
tumhare pas har pal hai

abhi aur nikharna baki hai
abhi aur sawarna bakhi hai
abhi to bas suruwat hai
ye sikhne ka silsila
tere sath har pal hai


agar thanlo to aaj nahi to kal
manzil mil hi jayegi

dunya teri v sambhal hi jayegi
bas chalte raho yaaro
sabkuch mil jayega tumhe v ek din
agar dil me tere v aye dost
ummido ka sagar har pal hai




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100 Inspirational Car Quotes and Good Sayings | New Car Quotes

100 Inspirational Car Quotes 

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A New car is not going to change your life.

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Part of us believes the new car is better because it lasts longer. But, in fact, that�s the worst thing about the new car. It will stay around to disappoint you, whereas a trip to Europe is over. It evaporates. It has the good sense to go away, and you are left with nothing but a wonderful memory. � Daniel Gilbert

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Happiness is�..the smell of a new car.

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I�ve actually made a prediction that within 30 years a majority of new cars made in the United States will be electric. And I don�t mean hybrid, I mean fully electric. � Elon Musk

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No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge memory buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won�t start. � Larry McMurtry

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The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. � Marshal McLuhan

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It�s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. � E. L. Doctorow 

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Electric Cars aren�t pollution-free; they have to get their energy from somewhere. � Alexandra Paul

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I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money. � Sammy Davis, Jr.

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The years I raced in were fantastic. There was so much change in the cars. We went from treaded tires to no wings right through to slicks to enormous wings. � Jackie Stewart

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When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, the second or third place is not enough. � Ayrton Senna

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Couples that ride together�Stays together..!

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I don�t run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. � David Attenborough

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Self-driving cars are the natural extension of active safety and obviously something we should do. � Elon Musk

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I love everything from old-school cars to whatever the latest muscle or luxury vehicles are. � Ludacris

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Fast cars are my only vice. � Michael Bay

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When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible � cowards and fools. � Russel Baker

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called �New Car Interior�. � Rita Rudner

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People spend so much time in their cars, and it�s a legal way to have fun by spending a little bit or testing yourself a little bit, and you get to invest in your car. For some people, it becomes their baby. � Jordana Brewster

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I am glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That�s cool. � Elon Musk

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I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them. � T. Pain

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We often attribute �understanding� and other cognitive predicates by metaphor and analogy to cars, adding machines, and other artifacts, but nothing is proved by such attributions. � John Searl

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If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry as we would all be driving $25 Cars that got 1000 PMG. � Bill Gates

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She�s not just four wheels and engine, She�s home.

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There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything millions of dollars, mansions cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace. � Richard Pryor

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. � Erma Bombeck

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I hooked up my accelerated pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I�m gone. � Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I�m the only one moving. � Steven Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while�.the tires got dizzy. �  Steven Wright

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I spent a lot of money on booze birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. � George Best

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. � Dave Barry

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The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible. � Gore Vidal

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The cars we drive say a lot about us. � Alexandra Paul

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We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask what�s wrong with him how much will it cost and when can I pick him up? � James Hillman

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. � Doug Larson

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The road is never long between friends.

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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. � E. Joseph Cossman

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I would have probably stolen cars it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. � Valentino Rossi

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I never rode in an automobile until I was 12. � Loretta Lynn

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I�ve got to own things. So first I bought this car. And then he told me I ought to get a house. �Why a house?� �Will you got to have a place to park the car?� � Julia Roberts

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American are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles. � Paul Fussell

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In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now where you can punch up traffic routes weather everything! You can get internet access already in cars in Japan so within the next 2 to 3 years it�s gonna be so crazy! � Glenn Danzig

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No matter how bad your day is your pony (car) will always make you feel better.

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Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. � Grey Livingston

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They were never, in fact, homeless.

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Money doesn�t buy happiness, but it buys a jeep. And I had ever seen a sad person in a jeep.

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People who stay in the car to listen to music a little bit longer are my kind of people.

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I don�t care how long it takes me, but I�m going somewhere beautiful.

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Obstacles either hold you back or help you grow.

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When I die, bury me in my jeep, it�s never been in a hole it couldn�t get out of.

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They say that money can�t buy happiness, but I�d rather cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

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Because the greatest part of a road trip isn�t arriving at your destination. It�s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.

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If you want to go big, stop thinking small.

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Dream so big, they call you crazy.

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It�s okay to live a life others don�t understand.

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Explore more everywhere.

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All could drive around all night with someone, listening to music, talking about life and be perfectly satisfied with my night.

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Work hard till the door of your car opens in a vertical way.

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Let�s start the journey.

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Give a man a car; he will be happy for the day. Give a man a woman; he will be happy for the night. Give a man a woman who loves cars; he will be happy for life.

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We travel, initially, to lose ourselves; and we travel, next, to find ourselves � Pico Lyer.

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To go to sleep, I count race cars, not sheep.

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Driving is my therapy, my escape.

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If you don�t look back at your car after you park it, you own the wrong car.

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Let�s just go and not come back for a while.

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Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.

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Find joy in the journey.

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I love road trips.

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Most of my best memories come from some old dirt road.

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The way I drive, the way I handle a car is an expression of my inner feelings.

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Don�t allow your feeling to drive the car; you�re bound to get in an accident! � Evinda Lepins

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If everything seems under control, you�re not going fast enough.

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I have to be successful because my taste is expensive.

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A long drive alone in a car proves straight away, you are facing essence of boredom.

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The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. � H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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I couldn�t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself. � Ferdinand Porsche

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Life is too short to drive boring cars.

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Girls that like fast cars and racing are not weird, they are a rare gift from God.

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It�s not about the car you drive, it�s about the way you drive it.

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I am an artist, the track is my canvas, and my car is my brush.

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A relationship without trust is like a car without gas, you can stay in it all you want, but it won�t go anywhere.

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It�s a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. � Prince Philip

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Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.

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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

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Driving around with the windows down and the music up.

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The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my life�s work complete. � Rudolf Diesel

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A love between a man and his car can only be understood by those who have felt it.

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Live, travel, Adventure, Bless, and don�t be sorry.

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Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional. � Robert Brault

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Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.

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Finding anything cheap nowadays is a big deal. You can�t drop down from the list what is mandatory; you just want the best price for it.

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Let a man find himself, in destination from others, on top of two wheels with a chain � at least in a poor country like Russia � and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America, it takes an automobile to produce this effect.

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

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Motivated by the fear of being average.

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Let�s find some beautiful place to get lost.

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

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Feeling alone in a car makes me more-stronger in darkness.

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When you are a muscle car guy, but you can�t afford one.

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Happiness is remembering a girl who rejected you on a lonely road, in a Lamborghini!

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